Today's OneWord: Episode

Episode
by Belinda Roddie

Tune in next episode for the thrilling conclusion of whatever this garbage is! Will Charlie have another episode over the feng shui of his new apartment? Will his gay lover Kevin finally confess that he only has one testicle? Will Carl actually accept that Charlie is his true brother? What the fuck am I watching here? Why isn't there a new season of Bake-Off yet! Daddy's got a need for some quality fucking content for once!

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